Jokes Thread

[Captain Mandrake]

[lifeardtrip]

   

Reddit : A homeless man conducting an uninitiated exercise in behavioral economics disguised as an inquiry into the levels of spontaneous generosity as determined by religious creed or lack thereof.

"When I passed him he proudly announced "The atheists are winning!" "

[natselrox]

Three logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies,"I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes, all three of us would like a beer."