Sir, I would not simply stop at calling it absurd; it is a dangerous cult that once has you, will not let you go. It has split many families apart (the defectors never allowed contact with the church family members), it works you to death in order for you to pay for the auditing sessions and it is a money making organization that clearly seeks to exploit you. The church gleans every bit of information about your financial status, your sexual preferences, your transgressions, your run-in's with the law- everything!! When you try to defame the church or leave, they will humiliate you by posting obscene posters containing information from your private life onto glass doors of the buildings in your neighborhood. They will call up your employers and tell them all your secrets. Nothing is safe. Either you come back to the Church with your tail between your legs or they will shame you and destroy your reputation. "Fair game", L.Ron Hubbard called it. Here is a copy-paste from the Wiki page of fair Game
(1) Spot who is attacking us.
(2) Start investigating them promptly for felonies or worse using own professionals, not outside agencies.
(3) Double curve our reply by saying we welcome an investigation of them.
(4) Start feeding lurid, blood, sex, crime actual evidence on the attackers to the press.
Don't ever tamely submit to an investigation of us. Make it rough, rough on attackers all the way. You can get "reasonable about it" and lose. Sure we break no laws. Sure we have nothing to hide. BUT attackers are simply an anti-Scientology propaganda agency so far as we are concerned. They have proven they want no facts and will only lie no matter what they discover. So BANISH all ideas that any fair hearing is intended and start our attack with their first breath. Never wait. Never talk about us - only them. Use their blood, sex, crime to get headlines. Don't use us. I speak from 15 years of experience in this. There has never yet been an attacker who was not reeking with crime. All we had to do was look for it and murder would come out.
There was an incident where a woman died as a result of following Scientology. Her name was Lisa McPherson
Scientology is an atrocious fabrication whose inception and development we have seen before our very eyes (akin to Mormonism) and our Indian government must do everything to stop its entry.
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